Tims Bike Parking isnt quite upto scratch
struggling to keep biking & landfill duties seperate, Scoot heads off to another 'Keep Hollywell Green' meeting.
Each week Phil constructs a better racking system
Gary is a tad nervous about introducing one of his latest conquests to meet the lads at the club
Tim decides a trike may be more fitting for rallies
FOR
SALE
Al's old ZXR 1 owner from new, dry miles only, £1700 ono contact
Tim for details 1st to see will buy
Fresh from passing his advanced motorcycle test, Al now feels ready to demonstrate his new beast at daytona to show off his finely tuned skills
Tabby discoveres the hard way that speeding doesnt pay
Whilst still a closely guarded secret, Toxic's Triumph Streetfighter slowly begins to take shape in time for Stormin' 2006
Well on his way to his first million and always keen to earn a few bob, Tabby recognises a potential earner in his new business venture returning empties to Mrs Kumars 8 til Late quickstip convenience store.
"ooooh f**ckkkk ....... i knew i shouldn't have pressed the red button" squealed Al
Hmmm not quite what Gazza had in mind after asking Shazza to knock him up a packed lunch for this weekends rally
Another late night in a boozy bar in Bulgaria. Tabby finally clinches a deal for some cheap dancing helmets with a contact known only as 'Adolf'.
Flat battery -'no way' our man of the moment calls in a favour and puts his spare ticket to good use for a lift to the Lions Rally ' Good old Elvis...............
Gazza consults his head chef as to the perfect ingredients for flapjack cake following last years votadini wipeout.
Exclusive picture shows the 'bigun' on his new alledgedly GSXR 'stealth' his entire arse cheeks indeed hide any clue as to the bikes make and model. A perfect guise for evading speed cameras...
Breaking news:- 'Pappa Gazza' pictured at a previous Smurf Bike Club meet prior to joining Votadini.
Shazza just can't wait to get the de-restrictor off her bike.
"Well, thats another lot done" Clare's off to drop a few more CV's for prospective employers..
Now, now Steve, careful where you're putting your hand else i'll snap your neck...
"Right then Clare, after three, drop a cog and we'll blow this daft lad off, yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaa!"
Tony struggles with his egg supply for the cafe after adding omeletes to the menu. Ah well, all in a days work.
At £4.40p
pick up from Newcastle China Town to Backworth! Als taxis prove a cost
effective measure to the traditional Black Cab for the Gibson family!
Big Als new baby complains that she never got a wink o sleep as he is indeed a quilt nicker!
One more request for Thompson - "If a show ya this 'Big Boy' will ya play stairway to heaven the neet?"
Tony only has time to grab a quick snack whilst on his way to whitley bay.
Tabby's Marlboro Tourer begins to take shape. "Plenty of room for a tent in that back box old son."
The handicapping system seems a tad unfair as Scoot gets off to a flying start from the lights!